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"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
(To a woman with large breasts). "I heard that having too much sex causes a woman to grow large breasts - whoa! I guess you have a lot of sex!"
"I'm going outside to make out - care to join me?"
"I'm shy. Will you ask me out?"
"The more you drink, the sexier I look. Can I buy you a drink?"
"Excuse me - didn't we go to different schools together?"
"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"
"Do you work in a bakery - cuz you sure have hot bunz!"
"I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
"If you kiss me I'll give you this shiny new quarter."
"Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?"
"Are you horny because I'm disease free?"
"Do you work at Kentucky Fried Chicken?" (What/Why she asks?). "Cuz you look finger lick'en good."

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"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
"So what haven't you been told tonight?"
"I really like your ass. Do you mind if I take it on a date?"
"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."
"My buddy thinks you are wearing grandma panties and I think you are wearing a thong. Show us who's right."
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."
"Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be."
"Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?"
"Hey Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way."
"Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink."
"Is it that cold or are you just smuggling tic-tac's in your shirt?"
"You are the most interesting piece of ass I've talked to all evening."
"You with those curves, and me with no brakes..."
"Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!"

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"Save a horse -- ride a cowboy like me."
"Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner."
"Did you fart, cause you blew me away?"
"Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special?"
"My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in."
"Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out."
"Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."
"Are you a gardener, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulips together."
"You've got all the curves, and I got all the angles."
"I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream."
"If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole."
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks."
"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
"What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide" your legs, and multiply."
"Your skin is so creamy I bet you never had a zit on your ass.
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears."
"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
"Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb! "
"Lets play Pearl Harbor, I lay down and you blow me to heaven"
"Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?"
"What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this."
Let's play house, you be the screen-door and I'll bang you all night long."
"Sure it's a needle but it moves like a sewing machine."
"You wanna come over to my house and play battleship? I can show you my destroyer."
"Hey, nice shoes. You get them at Goodwill?"
"I'll pet your kitty if you'll choke my chicken."
"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."
"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a foot-long."

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